About

I am a 39 year old HGV truck driver who throws truck tyres around for a living, meaning I have to make sure I drink and eat enough to avoid losing weight, which lets face it would be a disaster.

I have previously worked as bouncer, a debt collector, bailiff, security supervisor, bank clerk, mortgage clerk and a fully qualified cricket groundsman.

I am an ex-Aston Villa season ticket holder, and will be again when my cricket career is over.